" face shield "

 [ "face shield" ]

1: the big ass stunna shades that girls wear. they cover up a large portion of the girls face just like a mask on a football helmet. can be a very sneaky way of hiding old age and uglyness.

  * e.g.,  ... dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old! 

 [ "Smiley Face Shield of Justice" ]

1: indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: whatever 

 [ "Face Shields" ]

1: A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

  * e.g.,  ... *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!” student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!” 

 [ "Shield Face" ]

1: A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

  * e.g.,  ... I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.